1 00:01:49,180 --> 00:01:53,851 You're afraid of hearing it, but I'm more afraid than you. I won't listen to you. 2 00:01:53,917 --> 00:01:56,635 No! You've got to know. 3 00:01:56,702 --> 00:02:00,284 I've got to tell you. I can't keep it to myself any longer. 4 00:02:00,350 --> 00:02:02,204 I'm guilty ! 5 00:02:02,270 --> 00:02:04,668 You're guilty of nothing ! 6 00:02:07,422 --> 00:02:10,045 I've been telling myself that... 7 00:02:10,111 --> 00:02:13,694 Since the night I heard the child say it. 8 00:02:13,759 --> 00:02:17,854 I lie in bed night after night, praying that it isn't true. 9 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:21,566 But I know about it now. It's there. 10 00:02:21,633 --> 00:02:25,278 I don't know how, I don't know why. 11 00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:29,823 But I did love you-- I do love you ! 12 00:02:29,889 --> 00:02:32,607 I resented your plans to marry-- 13 00:02:32,673 --> 00:02:34,720 Maybe because I wanted you. 14 00:02:34,785 --> 00:02:37,824 Maybe I wanted you all these years. 15 00:02:37,890 --> 00:02:40,128 I couldn't call it by name before, 16 00:02:40,194 --> 00:02:43,328 But maybe it's been there since I first knew you. 17 00:02:43,395 --> 00:02:45,665 - not the truth ! Not a word of it is true ! 18 00:02:45,731 --> 00:02:48,769 We never thought of each other that way ! 19 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:52,930 No, of course you didn't. I used to say I didn't. 20 00:02:52,996 --> 00:02:56,930 I never felt that way about anybody but you. 21 00:02:56,996 --> 00:02:59,106 I've never loved a man. 22 00:02:59,173 --> 00:03:02,146 I never knew why. Shut up ! 23 00:03:02,212 --> 00:03:04,611 Maybe it's best. 24 00:03:04,677 --> 00:03:07,812 You're tired, worn out. 25 00:03:07,877 --> 00:03:11,811 It's funny. It's all mixed up. 26 00:03:17,510 --> 00:03:20,164 So how was the movie, ladies ? You recommend it ? 27 00:03:20,231 --> 00:03:24,165 Oh, too much high drama for my taste. I like comedy better. 28 00:03:24,230 --> 00:03:29,061 Me too. Say, you ladies need somebody to see you home ? 29 00:03:29,127 --> 00:03:32,869 Oh, no, thank you, sam. We can see just fine on our own, thank you. 30 00:03:32,935 --> 00:03:37,350 Anytime you need an escort-- if we do, it'll be you, sam, guaranteed. 31 00:03:40,904 --> 00:03:42,822 Hello, boys. 32 00:03:58,218 --> 00:04:00,072 Wait, let me help you, for god sakes. - I have it. 33 00:04:00,139 --> 00:04:03,177 You don't. You're gonna hurt your back. Oh, shut up. 34 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,097 Oh, I'm fine. 35 00:04:05,164 --> 00:04:07,529 Just got a little out of breath, that's all. 36 00:04:08,684 --> 00:04:12,522 There. You sure you're all right ? I'm fine. 37 00:04:12,587 --> 00:04:14,923 Sure you're all right ? You wicked wretch. I'm fine. 38 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:18,507 Ah, ah ! Oh, oh ! Edith, edith. 39 00:04:20,333 --> 00:04:23,819 You look kinda peaked, sweetie. Go to bed. I'll bring you some tea. 40 00:04:23,885 --> 00:04:27,180 I just wanna fill the feeders. Do it in the morning. The birds can wait. 41 00:04:27,246 --> 00:04:30,316 Where is that damn scoop ? 42 00:04:30,382 --> 00:04:32,556 You always put it in a different place. 43 00:04:32,622 --> 00:04:35,340 It's in the same place every time. 44 00:04:35,406 --> 00:04:37,292 Where the hell is it ? 45 00:04:37,358 --> 00:04:40,237 I'll get it. - Oh. 46 00:04:40,303 --> 00:04:43,149 You stupid, bullheaded old woman. 47 00:04:43,215 --> 00:04:46,446 oh, god. I-- 48 00:04:47,504 --> 00:04:50,447 Don't stay too long out there. - I won't. 49 00:05:09,778 --> 00:05:11,697 Abby ? 50 00:05:13,139 --> 00:05:15,345 Abby ! 51 00:05:15,411 --> 00:05:17,330 Abby ! 52 00:05:19,059 --> 00:05:23,249 Are you still out there ? I'm checking on something. 53 00:05:23,316 --> 00:05:25,457 Well, for sweet's sake, put some light on at least. 54 00:05:26,933 --> 00:05:30,515 Oh, my god ! Abby, are you out of your mind ? 55 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:35,123 I saw some Starlings building a nest up here. I just wanna see what they're up to. 56 00:05:35,189 --> 00:05:39,027 They're not up to anything, you fool. They're asleep. 57 00:05:39,094 --> 00:05:43,028 Just be quiet, would you ? Hush up yourself. Do you want some tea ? 58 00:05:43,094 --> 00:05:46,036 Yeah, please. You be careful now. 59 00:05:46,102 --> 00:05:48,916 I'm watching you. 60 00:05:53,783 --> 00:05:58,869 Edie, I knew it ! She's sitting on some eggs. Oh, lovely. 61 00:05:58,935 --> 00:06:02,870 Oh, hello, pretty bird. How many do you have in there ? 62 00:06:02,936 --> 00:06:06,454 Oh, leave the bird alone. You'll scare the wits out of her. 63 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:10,390 I wanna build another house out here. This one is always filled. 64 00:06:12,377 --> 00:06:15,640 Oh, I think this is the one I banded. 65 00:06:15,705 --> 00:06:18,744 I can't believe it, edie, she came back ! 66 00:06:18,810 --> 00:06:23,128 No wonder, darling. You spoil the poor bird rotten. 67 00:06:23,194 --> 00:06:27,480 Go to sleep, pretty bird. Don't mind me. Go to sleep, little darling. 68 00:06:56,285 --> 00:07:00,028 - This where we wait ? - Yes. 69 00:07:07,423 --> 00:07:11,485 They just took my husband in. He had a heart attack. 70 00:07:19,584 --> 00:07:22,526 We were in the den, having our coffee after dinner, 71 00:07:22,592 --> 00:07:25,374 And I was sitting in my chair, reading my magazine, 72 00:07:25,441 --> 00:07:28,895 And then I-- I thought, 73 00:07:28,962 --> 00:07:33,344 "it got very quiet in here. Why's it so quiet ?" 74 00:07:33,410 --> 00:07:36,545 And I looked over at James-- 75 00:07:36,610 --> 00:07:39,169 He was slumped in his chair, 76 00:07:40,610 --> 00:07:43,681 And he wasn't breathing. 77 00:07:43,747 --> 00:07:46,113 He had a heart attack... 78 00:07:46,179 --> 00:07:48,162 Right in front of me. 79 00:07:48,227 --> 00:07:50,594 I never even noticed. 80 00:08:02,693 --> 00:08:05,699 Here. It's clean. 81 00:08:05,765 --> 00:08:08,260 Thank you. Thank you. 82 00:08:08,326 --> 00:08:10,691 You're very kind. Thank you. 83 00:08:15,142 --> 00:08:19,429 Why are you here ? Is it your husband too ? 84 00:08:19,495 --> 00:08:22,981 My friend fell off a ladder. We think she had a stroke. 85 00:08:23,047 --> 00:08:26,502 - Did she break any bones ? - Don't know yet. 86 00:08:26,568 --> 00:08:28,805 Well, 87 00:08:28,872 --> 00:08:30,757 She'll be fine. 88 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:35,719 Is your husband still alive ? I never had a husband. 89 00:08:35,784 --> 00:08:39,206 Well, that's lucky, 90 00:08:39,273 --> 00:08:41,254 'cause you won't have the heartbreak of losing one. 91 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:44,999 Mrs. Carpenter, you can see your husband now. 92 00:08:45,065 --> 00:08:47,879 Is he all right ? The doctor would like to talk to you. 93 00:08:47,945 --> 00:08:50,473 Oh, my god, it's not good. 94 00:08:50,538 --> 00:08:52,936 It's not good. 95 00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:04,105 Excuse me ? Can you tell me what is happening with miss henley ? 96 00:09:04,171 --> 00:09:06,570 Oh, you're the lady who brought her in. Yes, I am. Is she all right ? 97 00:09:06,636 --> 00:09:10,538 She's stabilized. They're gonna move her into intensive care. May I see her ? 98 00:09:10,604 --> 00:09:14,219 Only family members are allowed in after hours. Come back tomorrow. 99 00:09:14,284 --> 00:09:16,682 Can I see her for a moment ? She might be scared. 100 00:09:16,748 --> 00:09:18,602 Oh, I wouldn't worry about her. They're taking good care of her. 101 00:09:18,669 --> 00:09:20,715 Best thing you can do is come back tomorrow. 102 00:09:20,781 --> 00:09:24,843 Well, I'm going to stay right here. Would you please tell her that i am here ? 103 00:09:24,910 --> 00:09:28,268 I will, ma'am, I will. If anything changes, would you let me know ? 104 00:09:28,334 --> 00:09:30,572 Mm-hmm. 105 00:10:03,985 --> 00:10:08,241 Excuse me, can you tell me where intensive care is ? Down the hall. 106 00:10:11,091 --> 00:10:13,873 I was told that she was here. 107 00:10:13,939 --> 00:10:18,578 I don't see her chart anywhere. What's the patient's name ? Abigail Henley. 108 00:10:18,644 --> 00:10:20,818 I brought her into the emergency ward last night. 109 00:10:20,883 --> 00:10:23,378 She'd had a stroke, and they thought she might've broken her hip. 110 00:10:23,444 --> 00:10:26,706 At least we know she didn't just up and walk out of here. Don't worry, ma'am. 111 00:10:26,772 --> 00:10:30,035 We will track her down. Let's check the geriatric ward. 112 00:10:30,101 --> 00:10:33,363 But I've been here all night. I asked them to come get me if anything changed. 113 00:10:33,429 --> 00:10:37,011 They should've told me if she was moved. Don't worry, we'll find her. 114 00:10:37,078 --> 00:10:40,916 You know, visiting hours don't start till 10:00. I know. 115 00:10:40,982 --> 00:10:44,404 I know that. I just want to know... 116 00:10:44,471 --> 00:10:46,836 If she's doing all right. 117 00:10:50,135 --> 00:10:52,757 Is she all right ? Is anything wrong ? Did you find her ? 118 00:10:52,823 --> 00:10:55,030 Are you any relation of hers, ma'am ? 119 00:10:56,567 --> 00:10:58,838 No, I'm a friend. I'm a very good friend. 120 00:10:58,904 --> 00:11:01,014 Does she have any family ? 121 00:11:02,617 --> 00:11:07,223 Please, would you tell me if something's wrong ? I'm so sorry. 122 00:11:07,289 --> 00:11:09,463 Miss henley passed away. 123 00:11:12,473 --> 00:11:16,311 Oh, no. Oh, no. We're so sorry, ma'am. 124 00:11:19,130 --> 00:11:22,040 When did it happen ? 125 00:11:22,107 --> 00:11:24,793 3:45 this, uh, morning. 126 00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:29,561 Why didn't someone tell me ? I-I was here. They saw me, I was waiting. 127 00:11:29,627 --> 00:11:32,793 I was there, waiting. We're so sorry. - Ma'am, 128 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,937 Does she, uh-- 129 00:11:36,348 --> 00:11:38,235 Does she have any next of kin ? 130 00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:40,155 "next of kin" ? 131 00:11:40,220 --> 00:11:43,515 We need to call somebody to find out what to do with the remains. 132 00:11:43,580 --> 00:11:46,971 I'll give you the number for them to call, okay ? 133 00:11:49,565 --> 00:11:52,988 Dear, there's a chapel on the third floor, 134 00:11:53,053 --> 00:11:56,028 If you'd like to just go there and sit for a little bit. 135 00:11:57,534 --> 00:12:01,405 Well, can I see her ? Oh, dear, 136 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:05,053 I'm sorry, they already took her body downstairs. 137 00:12:06,015 --> 00:12:07,933 We are so sorry. 138 00:12:28,673 --> 00:12:30,560 Shit. 139 00:13:14,854 --> 00:13:19,525 [ woman ] hello ? [ Edith ] hello. May I speak to Ted Henley, please ? 140 00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:21,861 Who's this ? - This is Edith Tree. 141 00:13:21,928 --> 00:13:25,413 I'm the-- a friend of his Aunt Abigail. 142 00:13:25,479 --> 00:13:28,710 Oh ! Uh, hold on, please. 143 00:13:28,776 --> 00:13:30,663 Ted ! 144 00:13:31,688 --> 00:13:34,631 hello ? - Hello, Ted. 145 00:13:34,697 --> 00:13:38,086 This is Edith Tree. I'm the friend of your Aunt Abby. 146 00:13:38,153 --> 00:13:41,992 Sure. Hello. - I'm afraid-- 147 00:13:42,057 --> 00:13:45,256 I'm so sorry. Your aunt passed away this morning. 148 00:13:45,322 --> 00:13:48,200 Oh, well, geez. Well, how'd it happen ? 149 00:13:48,266 --> 00:13:51,656 Well, she had a terrible fall last night, and apparently she had a stroke, 150 00:13:51,722 --> 00:13:55,337 And they tried to revive her, but this morning she was gone. 151 00:13:55,403 --> 00:13:58,473 Oh, geez, I'm-I'm sorry that happened. 152 00:13:58,539 --> 00:14:00,393 Now, 153 00:14:00,459 --> 00:14:02,474 Her remains are still at the hospital, 154 00:14:02,540 --> 00:14:04,522 And I have the number you will have to call. 155 00:14:04,587 --> 00:14:06,602 Okay. Let me just get a pencil. 156 00:14:06,668 --> 00:14:11,851 And if I can be of any help for you to arrange the service-- 157 00:14:11,916 --> 00:14:14,123 Sure, that would be terrific. 158 00:14:14,188 --> 00:14:16,490 Uh, I guess I'd better come out there then. 159 00:14:16,558 --> 00:14:19,403 Let me just jot a few more things down here. 160 00:14:19,470 --> 00:14:22,892 Edith, I'm-- Edith, I'm sorry-- what's your last name again ? 161 00:14:22,957 --> 00:14:25,324 Uh, tree. 162 00:16:54,782 --> 00:16:56,668 Sweetheart, let's-- 163 00:17:00,030 --> 00:17:01,949 Stop that. 164 00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:14,750 You know, I think that that was a very nice service. 165 00:17:14,815 --> 00:17:18,430 It sure was. It was very respectful. 166 00:17:20,385 --> 00:17:22,304 Well-- 167 00:17:27,777 --> 00:17:29,696 There we go. 168 00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:32,576 Well, I expect you're hungry. 169 00:17:32,642 --> 00:17:34,656 I'll make some tea. 170 00:17:34,723 --> 00:17:37,024 No, we're fine. - No, no. Why don't you two sit down. 171 00:17:37,091 --> 00:17:38,945 No, no, I'll do it. You can go over your aunt's papers. 172 00:17:39,011 --> 00:17:41,696 I'll make the tea. I'm sure I can find my way around. 173 00:17:41,763 --> 00:17:43,649 The kitchen is this way ? 174 00:17:47,748 --> 00:17:51,393 I went all around the house and dug up everything I could find, 175 00:17:51,460 --> 00:17:54,114 But Abby was never very organized about these things. 176 00:17:54,180 --> 00:17:59,267 She sure wasn't. I found this photograph of you and aunt abby. 177 00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:02,595 Geez, I don't remember this. 178 00:18:02,661 --> 00:18:06,244 It was the first visit you and your parents made... 179 00:18:06,310 --> 00:18:08,548 To... Us, - mm-hmm. 180 00:18:08,614 --> 00:18:11,076 And aunt abby took you fishing for the first time. 181 00:18:11,142 --> 00:18:13,797 Uh-huh. You were afraid to put the bait on the hook. 182 00:18:13,862 --> 00:18:16,805 Oh, oh, oh. Right. And she showed you how to do it. 183 00:18:16,871 --> 00:18:20,069 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that hat. 184 00:18:20,135 --> 00:18:22,053 Huh. 185 00:18:23,272 --> 00:18:26,150 Well, okey-doke, let's see what we have here. 186 00:18:28,936 --> 00:18:31,015 - please ! 187 00:18:31,081 --> 00:18:34,695 Don't touch those, dear. They're very fragile. 188 00:18:36,137 --> 00:18:40,072 Those were your great aunt Abby's. She was a big bird watcher. 189 00:18:40,137 --> 00:18:42,183 Oh. 190 00:18:42,249 --> 00:18:46,184 These were hers, weren't they ? Yes. She used to like to keep them by her chair... 191 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,744 So she could watch the feeders... Here you go, honey. 192 00:18:48,810 --> 00:18:50,920 Through the window. Here, honey, see if you can spot us some birds, okay ? 193 00:18:50,986 --> 00:18:53,161 Can I have these ? - Sure. 194 00:18:55,340 --> 00:18:57,225 Mm. 195 00:18:58,283 --> 00:19:01,034 Well, it looks like abby owned this house. 196 00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:04,874 Yes, it was in her name, but we both helped to pay the mortgage. 197 00:19:04,941 --> 00:19:07,210 I see. 198 00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:11,146 Well, I guess it's only fair that you get something back. 199 00:19:11,212 --> 00:19:13,291 Wha-- how do you mean ? When I sell the house. 200 00:19:14,349 --> 00:19:16,875 Oh ? 201 00:19:16,941 --> 00:19:20,236 Oh, I'm s-- uh-- 202 00:19:21,582 --> 00:19:23,885 Did you wanna stay on here ? 203 00:19:23,950 --> 00:19:28,685 Yes ! That was always the agreement between abby and me. 204 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:32,845 did she leave a will or anything... 205 00:19:32,911 --> 00:19:36,270 Saying that she wanted to give the hous to you ? No, no. 206 00:19:36,335 --> 00:19:39,470 okay. 207 00:19:39,536 --> 00:19:42,606 Well, I-I have no problem with you staying here. 208 00:19:42,671 --> 00:19:46,766 Uh, maybe we can work out some kind of rental situation. 209 00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:50,287 Oh, but Abby and I already paid off the mortgage. 210 00:19:50,352 --> 00:19:53,167 I really shouldn't have to pay rent all over again. 211 00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:55,151 Uh-- 212 00:19:56,145 --> 00:19:59,087 But you see, um-- 213 00:19:59,153 --> 00:20:04,241 Uncle sam is gonna slap me with a big inheritance tax on this place, 214 00:20:04,307 --> 00:20:07,281 And I can't just let it sit here and eat a hole in my pocket. 215 00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:10,161 Oh. 216 00:20:11,507 --> 00:20:13,938 You see what I'm saying ? 217 00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:25,555 I've been here for 30 years. Where am I going to go ? 218 00:20:25,621 --> 00:20:28,627 Do you have any family, Edith ? What do you mean ? 219 00:20:28,693 --> 00:20:31,444 Do you have anybody who could take you in ? 220 00:20:31,509 --> 00:20:35,348 I really don't want to be taken in. Okay, here we go. 221 00:20:35,414 --> 00:20:39,284 This is a beautiful teapot. Was it abby's ? 222 00:20:39,350 --> 00:20:41,749 No, it was mine. 223 00:20:41,814 --> 00:20:44,693 You know, I-I think that before we leave, 224 00:20:44,759 --> 00:20:47,092 That I'd help you sort through some of Abby's things. 225 00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:51,221 No, there's no need for that. Oh, don't be silly. Sit down, sweetheart. 226 00:20:51,288 --> 00:20:53,302 She is Ted's family, after all. 227 00:20:53,368 --> 00:20:55,959 You really shouldn't have to do it all. 228 00:20:56,024 --> 00:20:59,606 It's an awful job. After my mother died, my sisters and I-- 229 00:20:59,672 --> 00:21:01,494 stop picking at that. 230 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:04,374 My sisters and I had to go down and clean out the house, 231 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:08,472 And I swear, it was a solid week just trying to figure out what to do with all the junk... 232 00:21:08,538 --> 00:21:11,831 That was in the drawers. 233 00:21:14,010 --> 00:21:16,313 So, is most of this furniture here yours... 234 00:21:16,378 --> 00:21:18,616 Or abby's ? - It's both of ours. 235 00:21:18,682 --> 00:21:21,241 Actually, Edith said she might want to stay on here for a little while, 236 00:21:21,307 --> 00:21:23,161 So, uh, maybe we should just-- no, thanks-- 237 00:21:23,227 --> 00:21:26,393 Maybe we should just leave the furniture. 238 00:21:27,676 --> 00:21:29,786 Oh, well, that's fine. 239 00:21:29,852 --> 00:21:31,706 I'm relieved. 240 00:21:31,772 --> 00:21:34,490 Frankly, I didn't know what we were gonna do with all of it. 241 00:21:34,556 --> 00:21:38,523 So, well, that's perfect. 242 00:21:40,157 --> 00:21:44,187 Well, these, now, were Abby's, weren't they ? 243 00:21:44,253 --> 00:21:48,828 Yes. - Oh, yeah, some of these are very beautiful. 244 00:21:48,894 --> 00:21:50,748 I-I gave her that one. 245 00:21:50,814 --> 00:21:53,596 Oh. It's a lovely gift. 246 00:21:56,671 --> 00:21:58,813 Abby was a teacher, wasn't she ? 247 00:21:58,878 --> 00:22:01,533 Yes, we both taught at the same school for many years. 248 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:05,501 Oh, so you've known each other a long time ? 249 00:22:05,568 --> 00:22:08,126 Yes. 250 00:22:08,192 --> 00:22:12,382 It must be so very sad for you to lose such a good friend. 251 00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:16,767 It is. It is. 252 00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:22,431 I think that you should have something of hers to remember her by. 253 00:22:22,497 --> 00:22:25,632 I would really like it... 254 00:22:25,698 --> 00:22:28,129 If you would pick one of these birds... 255 00:22:28,194 --> 00:22:33,632 To have as a keepsake. Are you going to keep them ? 256 00:22:33,698 --> 00:22:36,673 You know, I think that Ted would like something of his aunt's. 257 00:22:36,739 --> 00:22:39,553 I don't think we need to take the birds, sweetheart. You know, they really are... 258 00:22:39,619 --> 00:22:41,505 A part of the family. 259 00:22:41,572 --> 00:22:44,033 I think Maggie would want them. Let's talk about it later, okay ? 260 00:22:44,099 --> 00:22:48,002 I'm going to get some milk. I'll help you. 261 00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:50,530 What ? Oh, I'm sorry. - Excuse me. 262 00:23:19,112 --> 00:23:21,414 Oh, Edith, good news. 263 00:23:21,479 --> 00:23:24,230 I found a couple savings bonds that might be worth something. 264 00:23:24,296 --> 00:23:28,743 I was thinking, after whatever taxes they take out of them, you and I can split the amount, 265 00:23:28,809 --> 00:23:31,623 And that would help you pay for the rent. 266 00:23:31,689 --> 00:23:34,728 Ted, would you do me a favor, please ? - Sure. 267 00:23:34,793 --> 00:23:37,191 The ladder-- the one she fell from-- is still out in the yard. 268 00:23:37,258 --> 00:23:40,168 Would you-- - yeah, I got it. I'll move it. 269 00:23:55,467 --> 00:23:58,921 Thirty. Hon, 270 00:23:58,987 --> 00:24:01,578 Will you hold this edge over there so we can see how wide this is ? 271 00:24:01,644 --> 00:24:04,106 - Thank you. - What are you doing ? 272 00:24:04,172 --> 00:24:09,003 Oh, you know, edith, i think that we're gonna take the bed. 273 00:24:09,069 --> 00:24:11,498 You know, it is a family piece. 274 00:24:11,565 --> 00:24:15,275 - Ted said that it's his grandparents'. - Abby never mentioned that. 275 00:24:15,341 --> 00:24:18,252 Well, it is, actually. 276 00:24:18,317 --> 00:24:21,548 Mom, who's this ? Hmm ? Let's see. 277 00:24:21,614 --> 00:24:23,468 Is that aunt Abby ? 278 00:24:23,535 --> 00:24:27,629 I don't know. - Why are they dressed like men ? 279 00:24:27,694 --> 00:24:29,677 I don't know. 280 00:24:30,671 --> 00:24:33,070 We were dressed for a costume party. 281 00:24:33,136 --> 00:24:36,910 Let's go visit daddy in the yard. Come on, sweetheart. 282 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:38,894 Come on. 283 00:24:40,017 --> 00:24:43,375 I didn't mean to leave such a mess. 284 00:24:48,753 --> 00:24:51,536 The problem is, if she stays on here, 285 00:24:51,601 --> 00:24:54,575 We're the ones who are gonna be responsible for her. 286 00:24:54,642 --> 00:24:58,928 Well, I'm sure she has some family somewhere. What if they don't want her ? 287 00:24:58,994 --> 00:25:01,841 You see, I don't think it's fair that we should have to take care... 288 00:25:01,906 --> 00:25:04,400 Of somebody else's maiden aunt. - Yeah. 289 00:25:04,466 --> 00:25:08,113 Hey, daddy, look what I found. It just fell out of the birdhouse. 290 00:25:08,179 --> 00:25:11,730 That's neat, sweetheart. Why don't you go inside and pick out what you want... 291 00:25:11,796 --> 00:25:14,898 From aunt Abby's bird collection. 292 00:25:14,963 --> 00:25:18,482 - That other lady doesn't want me to touch it. - Well, it's not for her to say. 293 00:25:18,548 --> 00:25:20,979 Okay ? Go inside. 294 00:25:22,420 --> 00:25:25,203 What are we gonna do with the rest of this stuff in this yard ? 295 00:25:58,617 --> 00:26:02,519 My darling, my darling, my darling, my darling. 296 00:26:02,585 --> 00:26:05,656 Oh, my darling ! 297 00:26:20,091 --> 00:26:22,072 What do you want ? 298 00:26:23,226 --> 00:26:25,273 I-i found this. 299 00:26:29,596 --> 00:26:32,058 oh, oh, yes. 300 00:26:32,124 --> 00:26:34,011 Let me see. 301 00:26:38,237 --> 00:26:40,699 It's a starling's egg. 302 00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:43,387 Did it come from the birdhouse ? 303 00:26:46,077 --> 00:26:48,444 Oh, they must've hatched. 304 00:26:55,711 --> 00:26:58,589 Great-aunt Abby knew they were there. 305 00:27:12,832 --> 00:27:14,719 Here. 306 00:27:17,985 --> 00:27:21,631 That was aunt abby's handkerchief, but you can have it. 307 00:27:21,697 --> 00:27:26,304 Little girl, it is not for you to say what I can and cannot have. 308 00:27:26,370 --> 00:27:31,200 It is not for your parents to tell you what you can take. 309 00:27:32,738 --> 00:27:35,521 I'm-I'm sorry. 310 00:27:35,587 --> 00:27:37,985 It's all right, you can have it. 311 00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:49,602 You didn't know your great-aunt, did you ? 312 00:28:03,782 --> 00:28:05,700 She was very kind. 313 00:28:08,678 --> 00:28:11,653 She couldn't bear to see anything suffer. 314 00:28:16,039 --> 00:28:18,790 When we were girls, 315 00:28:18,856 --> 00:28:24,166 She had her own little hospital for all the birds and mice... 316 00:28:24,232 --> 00:28:27,046 She rescued from her cat. 317 00:28:33,162 --> 00:28:35,527 They all survived-- 318 00:28:38,538 --> 00:28:41,383 Those fragile little creatures. 319 00:28:49,355 --> 00:28:52,040 Somehow, she helped them pull through. 320 00:28:57,003 --> 00:29:01,290 Edith, I need to go over a few more things with you before we leave. 321 00:29:04,972 --> 00:29:06,922 All right. 322 00:29:06,989 --> 00:29:11,275 Maggie, why don't you go play outside a little bit more, okay ? 323 00:29:22,415 --> 00:29:24,301 Please. 324 00:29:27,951 --> 00:29:29,837 um-- 325 00:29:30,895 --> 00:29:33,838 Edith, I know you and i... 326 00:29:33,904 --> 00:29:37,165 Discussed the possibility of your staying on here. 327 00:29:38,353 --> 00:29:42,990 But, as I said, with taxes and the upkeep and all, 328 00:29:43,056 --> 00:29:48,463 It's just gonna be more practical for us if we sell the house. 329 00:29:48,529 --> 00:29:52,047 You know, Edith, it might be better for you in the long run to get... 330 00:29:52,113 --> 00:29:55,471 A nice apartment or a room somewhere... 331 00:29:55,538 --> 00:30:00,657 Where you don't have to worry about cleaning the house or taking care of the yard. 332 00:30:01,650 --> 00:30:03,505 Daddy ? Yeah ? 333 00:30:03,570 --> 00:30:07,185 One of the baby birds fell out of the nest. What should I do ? 334 00:30:07,252 --> 00:30:09,809 Just leave it, sweetheart. It's not supposed to make it. 335 00:30:12,211 --> 00:30:14,769 Uh, why don't you guys finish packing up while I talk to edith. 336 00:30:14,837 --> 00:30:17,203 Why don't you take this box out to the car ? 337 00:30:18,932 --> 00:30:21,683 Do you want one of these ? 338 00:30:22,645 --> 00:30:25,203 No, thank you. 339 00:30:38,807 --> 00:30:42,293 Okay. 340 00:30:42,358 --> 00:30:44,598 Here's what we'll do. 341 00:30:44,663 --> 00:30:50,358 Uh, I won't put the house on the market until I'm sure you're settled someplace else. 342 00:30:52,408 --> 00:30:55,607 And, as I said, I'll make sure that you're compensated. 343 00:30:56,569 --> 00:30:58,967 I think that's what we should do. 344 00:31:19,898 --> 00:31:22,426 If you knew your aunt at all-- 345 00:31:22,492 --> 00:31:24,890 If you... 346 00:31:24,956 --> 00:31:27,450 Knew about all the marvelous things that she did... 347 00:31:27,516 --> 00:31:31,898 And how good she was and funny... 348 00:31:36,348 --> 00:31:38,235 And tender... 349 00:31:41,821 --> 00:31:44,188 And brave and smart-- 350 00:31:49,854 --> 00:31:52,412 If you knew how hard she worked... 351 00:31:52,478 --> 00:31:55,324 Just to find a little peace in this life-- 352 00:31:58,079 --> 00:32:00,798 If you knew at all, then you'd know... 353 00:32:00,863 --> 00:32:04,190 What she wanted. 354 00:32:11,009 --> 00:32:14,495 And this wasn't it. 355 00:32:14,561 --> 00:32:17,887 No, my dear, this certainly wasn't it. 356 00:32:37,892 --> 00:32:40,258 Okay, Edith, we're gonna go now. 357 00:32:42,212 --> 00:32:45,186 Why don't I call you in a couple of weeks, 358 00:32:45,251 --> 00:32:48,194 And we'll see where things are at ? - Mm-hmm. 359 00:32:48,260 --> 00:32:51,715 Well, Edith, it was very nice to meet you, 360 00:32:51,781 --> 00:32:55,620 And I am so very sorry about your loss. 361 00:35:41,815 --> 00:35:45,525 Hey, how late was that woman here last night ? Very, very late. 362 00:35:45,592 --> 00:35:48,502 Man, you scored. What happened ? 363 00:35:48,568 --> 00:35:54,231 Well, you know, we're lyin' there afterwards, and I'm thinkin'-- 364 00:35:54,296 --> 00:35:58,103 That was nice. You know, she seems cool. 365 00:35:58,169 --> 00:36:00,215 It was almost as if i said it out loud, 366 00:36:00,281 --> 00:36:04,247 'cause the girl starts freaking out, saying this is her first experience with a woman, 367 00:36:04,314 --> 00:36:06,232 And she just wanted to know what it was like. 368 00:36:06,298 --> 00:36:09,976 Oh, great, the science experiment. Sometimes I feel like... 369 00:36:10,042 --> 00:36:12,632 We're the only people in the world that really understand each other. 370 00:36:12,698 --> 00:36:14,745 Baby, you just need to get laid. 371 00:36:14,810 --> 00:36:18,425 No ! I just want a real relationship. 372 00:36:18,490 --> 00:36:20,730 Linda, you wouldn't know what to do with a real relationship. 373 00:36:20,795 --> 00:36:22,969 The second we started going out, you lost interest. 374 00:36:23,036 --> 00:36:25,626 Jeanne, that's unfair. We both said we're better at being friends. 375 00:36:25,692 --> 00:36:27,547 We are. 376 00:36:27,612 --> 00:36:29,627 I just mean, you're way into your freedom. 377 00:36:29,692 --> 00:36:34,010 Look, I'm not saying that I don't want my freedom. I just-- 378 00:36:34,077 --> 00:36:37,851 I just think it's possible to have that and be in love too. Well, after the revolution, 379 00:36:37,918 --> 00:36:40,475 We can all find love. 380 00:36:47,838 --> 00:36:50,493 Good morning ! Peace, man ! 381 00:36:52,479 --> 00:36:54,397 So fucking uptight ! 382 00:36:55,807 --> 00:36:59,581 Back it up, baby. Here we go. Let's roll. 383 00:36:59,647 --> 00:37:02,782 Then my mother says to me, "the whole point of your college education... 384 00:37:02,848 --> 00:37:04,926 Is to meet a nice boy." get the fuck outta here. 385 00:37:04,992 --> 00:37:07,967 That's exactly what I said. You said "fuck" to your mother ? 386 00:37:08,033 --> 00:37:12,127 No. I just told her it was hard enough to meet a nice girl. 387 00:37:16,033 --> 00:37:19,488 - Shh, shh. - Hey. 388 00:37:21,282 --> 00:37:24,256 Shit, we're not this late, are we ? 389 00:37:26,818 --> 00:37:29,377 The college told us we can't have our meetings on campus anymore. 390 00:37:29,442 --> 00:37:32,545 They don't want to support us because they think we're a lesbian group. 391 00:37:35,012 --> 00:37:37,314 But they can't do that to us. - Yes, 392 00:37:37,379 --> 00:37:39,586 They can do that, Linda. 393 00:37:39,652 --> 00:37:43,074 Look, we have to be really clear about what kind of group we are. We just-- 394 00:37:43,140 --> 00:37:46,275 We feel it's too risky to include your issues right now. 395 00:37:46,340 --> 00:37:50,179 - Are you kidding me ? - First we have to fight for the real issues of feminism: 396 00:37:50,245 --> 00:37:51,811 Equal rights between men and women. 397 00:37:51,877 --> 00:37:53,731 There isn't any room for you guys. 398 00:37:53,798 --> 00:37:56,516 Diane, we started this group together. I worked my butt off... 399 00:37:56,581 --> 00:37:58,180 To get free birth control on this campus ! 400 00:37:58,245 --> 00:38:00,612 What do you think-- i was protecting my right to screw frat boys ? 401 00:38:00,678 --> 00:38:03,653 That is exactly the kind of attitude we don't need in here. 402 00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:06,309 We did it for you ! We did it for you ! 403 00:38:06,375 --> 00:38:08,100 settle down ! 404 00:38:08,167 --> 00:38:10,597 - just shut up ! 405 00:38:10,663 --> 00:38:13,190 It's our group too ! 406 00:38:13,256 --> 00:38:15,814 I just can't get over diane. Forget about her. 407 00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:17,701 Screw them. Why don't we go out ? 408 00:38:17,768 --> 00:38:20,198 Where do you wanna go ? 409 00:38:20,264 --> 00:38:22,150 I don't know. 410 00:38:25,704 --> 00:38:27,655 I don't wanna run into any of 'em. 411 00:38:27,722 --> 00:38:30,919 Fuck 'em. We got each other. 412 00:38:30,985 --> 00:38:34,056 We can go to that gay bar that's out near the highway. 413 00:38:34,122 --> 00:38:36,072 I heard that place was a dump. 414 00:38:36,138 --> 00:38:38,056 Yeah, a dump. 415 00:38:38,122 --> 00:38:41,928 Well, yeah, but aren't you still curious ? 416 00:38:43,946 --> 00:38:47,018 Not "reary." not "reary." 417 00:38:47,083 --> 00:38:51,498 Are-are you sure this is a lesbian bar ? It's a dyke bar. 418 00:38:51,564 --> 00:38:55,882 Whoo, Linda ! Would you lay off ? 419 00:39:04,941 --> 00:39:06,955 One more time, y'all ! 420 00:39:28,751 --> 00:39:32,270 Linda, we're not staying here. Come on, it could be fun. 421 00:39:38,865 --> 00:39:41,134 You girls sure you're in the right place ? 422 00:39:41,201 --> 00:39:42,990 We're not girls, we're women ! 423 00:39:43,057 --> 00:39:46,063 Yeah. Could we get a pitcher of beer, please ? 424 00:39:46,130 --> 00:39:48,751 You're gonna have to come get it yourself, sweetheart. There's no table service. 425 00:39:48,817 --> 00:39:51,568 Okey-dokie. 426 00:39:51,633 --> 00:39:56,081 Looks like the women's movement is alive and kicking here at georgette's bar. 427 00:39:56,147 --> 00:39:58,801 Man. - Look at that suit ! 428 00:40:00,242 --> 00:40:05,073 Careful, she might slip you her number. 429 00:40:05,139 --> 00:40:09,426 I'm tellin' you, you're gonna get picked up on by her. I know. 430 00:40:12,052 --> 00:40:14,834 Here. - Thank you. 431 00:40:14,901 --> 00:40:17,299 Aw, him's jealous, baby. 432 00:40:21,269 --> 00:40:23,507 Aw, man, tell me that's not a tie. 433 00:40:23,574 --> 00:40:26,836 yeah, I even got my dad to stop wearing one. 434 00:40:26,902 --> 00:40:29,236 Yeah, on a woman, it's ten times more offensive. 435 00:40:29,303 --> 00:40:33,589 shit, I'm all out of smokes. Be right back. 436 00:40:36,247 --> 00:40:40,597 - Hey, could I get a pack of smokes, please ? - Cigarette machine is busted. 437 00:40:40,663 --> 00:40:45,461 Really ? Is the machine busted for everyone, or is it just busted for me ? 438 00:40:47,256 --> 00:40:49,622 Hey, me and my friends are gay, you know ? 439 00:40:51,096 --> 00:40:53,463 What do you want ? A medal ? 440 00:40:56,089 --> 00:41:00,120 I wouldn't take it personally. I don't think she's ever fixed that machine. 441 00:41:01,082 --> 00:41:03,000 Want one ? 442 00:41:04,474 --> 00:41:06,360 Thanks. 443 00:41:07,418 --> 00:41:09,304 I got it. 444 00:41:14,875 --> 00:41:19,033 Thank you. - My pleasure. Keep the pack. 445 00:41:20,188 --> 00:41:23,961 You sure ? I don't really smoke. 446 00:41:24,029 --> 00:41:25,947 I just carry 'em to look tough. 447 00:41:28,572 --> 00:41:31,354 Does looking tough make it easier to go to a bar alone ? 448 00:41:32,797 --> 00:41:36,347 I like being alone. Really ? 449 00:41:38,173 --> 00:41:40,123 You wanna dance ? 450 00:41:47,646 --> 00:41:51,708 I can't. My friends are-- 451 00:41:55,487 --> 00:41:57,918 Thank you. 452 00:42:02,144 --> 00:42:04,318 Come on, let's get outta here. 453 00:42:04,385 --> 00:42:06,910 You know, I think I'm just gonna stick around for a little while longer. 454 00:42:06,976 --> 00:42:09,055 Oh, linda, come on. This is some bullshit. Let's go. 455 00:42:09,121 --> 00:42:12,959 No, it's cool. I'll meet you guys at the house later. 456 00:42:13,025 --> 00:42:15,392 All right, bye ! - See ya. 457 00:42:16,706 --> 00:42:19,264 There you go. 458 00:42:19,330 --> 00:42:21,921 Look, I'm not gonna just abandon you here. 459 00:42:21,987 --> 00:42:23,937 It's my choice. 460 00:42:59,334 --> 00:43:01,412 Looks like your friends left. 461 00:43:02,982 --> 00:43:05,029 Looks like it. 462 00:43:05,095 --> 00:43:07,013 Now, would you like to dance ? 463 00:43:09,895 --> 00:43:11,782 Yeah. 464 00:43:35,145 --> 00:43:37,224 I'll bet your mom made you take ballroom dancing. 465 00:43:37,290 --> 00:43:40,616 how'd you know ? 466 00:43:40,683 --> 00:43:43,113 I know a few things about you. 467 00:43:43,178 --> 00:43:45,961 For starters, I know you're interested. 468 00:43:46,027 --> 00:43:48,874 You stayed when all your friends left. 469 00:43:50,988 --> 00:43:53,674 Curious, in a way. 470 00:43:53,739 --> 00:43:56,138 Curiosity turns me on. 471 00:44:08,398 --> 00:44:10,763 It's really nice of you to give me a ride. 472 00:44:15,215 --> 00:44:17,580 okay. 473 00:44:20,815 --> 00:44:23,662 It's gonna get cold on the back of the bike. 474 00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:32,366 Well, what about you ? I'm used to it. 475 00:44:36,721 --> 00:44:38,606 Now ? 476 00:44:45,010 --> 00:44:47,280 Hold on tighter. 477 00:44:47,345 --> 00:44:50,192 This isn't about sex. It's about not falling off. 478 00:44:57,779 --> 00:44:59,665 whoo ! 479 00:45:16,405 --> 00:45:18,292 There ! 480 00:45:26,646 --> 00:45:28,981 I could ride around all night on this. 481 00:45:29,047 --> 00:45:31,957 I drove 300 miles from my hometown the day after I bought it. 482 00:45:32,023 --> 00:45:34,773 Kept forgetting which was the brake and which was the clutch. 483 00:45:34,839 --> 00:45:36,757 Oh, good ! Now you tell me. 484 00:45:40,983 --> 00:45:43,126 So, do you live near here ? 485 00:45:43,191 --> 00:45:45,078 On fourth street. 486 00:45:48,984 --> 00:45:51,799 I'm sorry, you probably wanna get goin'. 487 00:45:51,865 --> 00:45:54,519 So, what, you're finished with me now ? 488 00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:58,040 - No, I didn't mean it like that. - I'm only kidding. 489 00:46:01,145 --> 00:46:03,865 You're pretty easy to get. I thought you were a tough feminist. 490 00:46:03,930 --> 00:46:06,425 I am. 491 00:46:06,491 --> 00:46:08,601 I thought you were just tough. 492 00:46:09,914 --> 00:46:11,961 Well, what do you think now ? 493 00:46:37,821 --> 00:46:39,739 It's late. 494 00:46:43,135 --> 00:46:46,973 I should go. What about your shirt ? 495 00:46:47,039 --> 00:46:50,365 - Don't worry about it. - You could come and pick it up tomorrow. 496 00:46:50,431 --> 00:46:54,077 - How about after work ? - Yeah. 497 00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:04,479 I mean, I cannot believe you aren't gonna tell us. You got home really late. 498 00:47:04,544 --> 00:47:07,070 I told you, there's nothing to tell. I just got a ride. 499 00:47:07,136 --> 00:47:09,919 Did anything happen ? Yeah, who is she ? 500 00:47:09,985 --> 00:47:11,871 She gave me the cigarettes. 501 00:47:11,937 --> 00:47:13,951 You did not go home with the tie. 502 00:47:14,017 --> 00:47:16,256 I told you, I just got a ride on her bike. It was fun. 503 00:47:16,322 --> 00:47:18,208 That's worse than imagining you with a man. 504 00:47:20,705 --> 00:47:22,528 Can we talk about something else ? 505 00:47:22,594 --> 00:47:24,801 I ran into women from the collective all day, 506 00:47:24,867 --> 00:47:27,841 And I don't know whether or not to say "hi," or just pretend not to see them. 507 00:47:27,907 --> 00:47:29,762 You know what ? Just say "hello." 508 00:47:29,827 --> 00:47:34,562 Tell them we're gonna start a lesbian group on campus, and they're welcome to join. 509 00:47:34,627 --> 00:47:36,610 We are ? - How we gonna do that ? 510 00:47:36,676 --> 00:47:40,131 We could. We pay tuition like everybody else. 511 00:47:40,196 --> 00:47:42,499 You know what ? You're right. We should have a rally, 512 00:47:42,564 --> 00:47:44,387 And we'll get enough people to sign a petition, 513 00:47:44,453 --> 00:47:47,044 Then the college will have to recognize us. Exactly. 514 00:47:47,109 --> 00:47:48,995 Right ? 515 00:47:50,757 --> 00:47:52,964 What the fuck is diane doing here ? 516 00:47:53,030 --> 00:47:56,901 damn, Linda ! 517 00:47:56,966 --> 00:47:59,525 - Hey. - Hey. 518 00:47:59,590 --> 00:48:02,052 How you doing ? Actually, great. It's nice of you to ask. 519 00:48:02,118 --> 00:48:05,701 You know, we were just talking about the rally we're gonna have to gain support... 520 00:48:05,767 --> 00:48:07,877 For our new group. 521 00:48:09,479 --> 00:48:13,542 Look, I feel really bad about all this. We never wanted to exclude you. 522 00:48:13,608 --> 00:48:17,478 Diane, that group that you and I started was for all women. I still want it to be. 523 00:48:17,544 --> 00:48:20,903 We're still lesbians, diane. That hasn't changed since yesterday. 524 00:48:20,968 --> 00:48:24,935 I know that. I was just trying to say if we take it step by step, 525 00:48:25,001 --> 00:48:27,143 Maybe-maybe next year-- 526 00:48:27,210 --> 00:48:29,768 So, until then, we should just pretend that we're not lesbians, is that it ? 527 00:48:29,833 --> 00:48:31,528 We're not goin' anywhere. 528 00:48:40,491 --> 00:48:42,441 Hi. 529 00:48:43,435 --> 00:48:45,290 Hi. 530 00:48:49,292 --> 00:48:51,179 Do you have something for me ? 531 00:48:53,644 --> 00:48:55,530 I forgot. 532 00:49:01,165 --> 00:49:03,052 Okay. 533 00:49:04,397 --> 00:49:06,283 It was nice meeting you, Linda. 534 00:49:08,494 --> 00:49:10,381 Ladies. 535 00:49:22,223 --> 00:49:26,637 Do you know her from school ? We don't know her at all. 536 00:49:26,704 --> 00:49:29,518 Well, um, I'll see you guys. 537 00:49:32,048 --> 00:49:35,567 How do you expect us to be accepted as feminists with your little boyfriend around ? 538 00:49:35,633 --> 00:49:37,519 Right on. 539 00:50:04,596 --> 00:50:07,123 You're not into her, are you ? 540 00:50:09,204 --> 00:50:11,122 Well, it doesn't even matter. 541 00:50:12,885 --> 00:50:16,820 She's never gonna speak to me again after the way that I treated her today. 542 00:50:21,973 --> 00:50:25,588 How can you like someone who dresses like a man ? 543 00:50:25,654 --> 00:50:27,700 You saw those women in the bar. 544 00:50:30,135 --> 00:50:32,981 We fought so hard to break free of those roles. 545 00:50:35,767 --> 00:50:37,685 She's not like that. 546 00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:45,014 It's like she doesn't need other people to define who she is. 547 00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:49,079 She knows. 548 00:51:39,486 --> 00:51:42,653 - I brought you your shirt. - I don't care about the shirt. 549 00:51:44,831 --> 00:51:47,549 Listen, I-I just wanted to apologize for what happened today. 550 00:51:47,614 --> 00:51:50,525 I mean, you just showed up at a tense moment. 551 00:51:50,591 --> 00:51:52,477 You mean, it got tense when I showed up. 552 00:51:52,543 --> 00:51:54,397 No ! No, I-- 553 00:51:54,463 --> 00:51:57,054 It's not like it's never happened to me before. 554 00:51:57,119 --> 00:51:59,422 I just thought if you invited me over, you knew it was me showing up. 555 00:51:59,488 --> 00:52:05,120 I know. I know, and I'm-- and I'm really sorry. - Oh. 556 00:52:06,529 --> 00:52:08,415 Was that it ? 557 00:52:14,050 --> 00:52:16,256 Can I come in ? 558 00:52:42,277 --> 00:52:44,162 Would you like something to drink ? 559 00:52:44,229 --> 00:52:46,115 No, I'm fine. 560 00:52:47,494 --> 00:52:49,956 Sorry, that was my one idea. 561 00:55:19,254 --> 00:55:21,941 Just relax. 562 00:56:18,077 --> 00:56:19,962 Good morning. 563 00:56:26,141 --> 00:56:28,027 You're beautiful. 564 00:56:30,558 --> 00:56:33,340 Did you hear me ? I said you're buying me breakfast. 565 00:56:33,406 --> 00:56:35,324 I'm using your toothbrush. 566 00:56:37,694 --> 00:56:39,612 [ giggling ] 567 00:57:32,772 --> 00:57:35,810 I wish I could take you out to breakfast like that. 568 00:57:37,156 --> 00:57:39,331 You look really sexy. 569 00:57:47,590 --> 00:57:50,020 So, am I the woman, and you're the man ? 570 00:57:51,846 --> 00:57:53,989 No. 571 00:57:54,054 --> 00:57:57,701 - Why do you dress like one ? - This is how I feel comfortable. 572 00:57:57,767 --> 00:58:00,197 Do you see yourself as a woman ? 573 00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:05,446 don't you think I know what people think of me ? 574 00:58:05,512 --> 00:58:09,030 This is me. It can't be any other way. 575 00:58:09,096 --> 00:58:12,646 - Have you ever been-- - what's bothering you ? 576 00:58:12,712 --> 00:58:16,007 That when we go out to breakfast together people will know what you are because you're with me ? 577 00:58:16,073 --> 00:58:17,959 No. 578 00:58:20,874 --> 00:58:23,432 No, that's not it. 579 00:58:30,666 --> 00:58:32,552 Know what ? 580 00:58:34,539 --> 00:58:37,898 Just... Forget about breakfast. 581 00:58:39,787 --> 00:58:43,337 Yeah, we can... Do it some other time. 582 00:58:49,709 --> 00:58:52,331 Linda, what are you doing ? It's like your parents are coming over. 583 00:58:52,397 --> 00:58:54,635 No, it's more like her husband. 584 00:58:54,701 --> 00:58:57,419 Come on, you guys. You promised to give her a chance. 585 00:58:57,485 --> 00:58:59,947 Sorry. - God. 586 00:59:04,558 --> 00:59:06,379 Hi. - Hi. 587 00:59:06,446 --> 00:59:08,332 Hey. - Hey. I brought you these. 588 00:59:08,398 --> 00:59:11,148 - Thank you. 589 00:59:11,214 --> 00:59:14,317 Amy, Karen. - Hi. 590 00:59:14,384 --> 00:59:16,781 - Jeanne, Michelle. - Hi. 591 00:59:16,847 --> 00:59:18,925 - Hey. - Hey. 592 00:59:22,224 --> 00:59:24,621 They'll be nicer after they've had a drink. 593 00:59:24,688 --> 00:59:26,895 Mmm. - Flowers for the little woman. 594 00:59:32,081 --> 00:59:35,471 I could get a sudden attack of food poisoning and have to go home... 595 00:59:35,537 --> 00:59:37,712 Right now. 596 00:59:37,778 --> 00:59:40,880 Just say the word. I won't take it personally. 597 00:59:46,386 --> 00:59:48,273 No. I want you here. 598 01:00:09,205 --> 01:00:11,059 So, what kind of work do you do ? 599 01:00:11,126 --> 01:00:13,715 I work in a mail room. Mmm. 600 01:00:15,958 --> 01:00:18,613 Do you need some help with that ? No, it's okay. 601 01:00:18,678 --> 01:00:22,036 Why won't you let her help ? She's not used to having a man around the house. 602 01:00:22,102 --> 01:00:25,876 Oh, no offense. It's just a figure of speech. 603 01:00:30,455 --> 01:00:33,653 Don't you want some wine ? No, thanks. 604 01:00:33,719 --> 01:00:35,926 You're afraid you're gonna relax, huh ? 605 01:00:35,992 --> 01:00:40,758 - Yeah, something like that. - Come on. What do you mean ? 606 01:00:40,824 --> 01:00:44,087 I guess if someone tries to mess with me, i just want to be ready for it. 607 01:00:44,153 --> 01:00:45,975 It's the way you dress. Yeah. 608 01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:48,728 Because of the way I look. Because people are assholes, karen. 609 01:00:48,793 --> 01:00:52,184 Oh, come on. You know you could dress differently, make it easier on yourself. 610 01:00:52,250 --> 01:00:54,775 - It wouldn't be easier. 611 01:00:54,841 --> 01:00:58,040 - That tie's been hurtin' my eyes all night long. - Why don't you stop it ? 612 01:00:58,106 --> 01:00:59,960 No, I don't mean it as an insult. 613 01:01:00,027 --> 01:01:02,297 I'm just sayin' the girl is suffocatin' herself and doesn't even realize it. 614 01:01:02,362 --> 01:01:04,440 - Why don't you try that on. - No, thanks. 615 01:01:04,507 --> 01:01:06,649 It might look good if you-- leave her alone. 616 01:01:06,716 --> 01:01:10,041 - Chill out, it's just a shirt. - You've been acting like such a freak all night. 617 01:01:10,107 --> 01:01:13,626 - All right. It's no big deal. I'll try it on. - - You could try it on here. 618 01:01:13,692 --> 01:01:17,018 - We're all women, right ? 619 01:01:30,525 --> 01:01:32,828 - wow. 620 01:01:32,894 --> 01:01:35,932 You put it on. Now take it off. How do you know she doesn't like it ? 621 01:01:35,998 --> 01:01:37,884 I don't. - Amy, you can't see yourself. 622 01:01:37,950 --> 01:01:40,860 I've been dying to do this to your hair all night. Don't touch me ! 623 01:01:40,926 --> 01:01:44,541 Stop it ! Amy. Amy ! Amy, please, I'm sorry. For what ? 624 01:01:44,607 --> 01:01:47,677 That you're ashamed of me ? I never want you to change for me. 625 01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:04,383 Do you have any idea what you just did ? 626 01:02:07,202 --> 01:02:10,048 Wanna know why you don't like amy ? 627 01:02:10,114 --> 01:02:13,600 It's because you're scared of anyone who's not just like you. 632 01:02:56,295 --> 01:02:59,269 Hi. - "hi" ? 633 01:02:59,335 --> 01:03:03,078 Amy, I need you to hear this-- don't you understand clothes are only part of who I am ? 634 01:03:03,144 --> 01:03:05,222 When I was little, my mother-- - yes, I do. 636 01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:13,511 You do ? 637 01:03:13,577 --> 01:03:15,463 Yeah. 638 01:03:23,338 --> 01:03:26,952 Amy, all of this time I haven't been ashamed of who you are. 639 01:03:28,458 --> 01:03:32,392 I've been ashamed of myself. 640 01:03:36,331 --> 01:03:38,249 So ? 641 01:03:40,524 --> 01:03:44,330 So, you accept who you are, and I love that about you. 642 01:03:46,508 --> 01:03:49,418 I wanna be like you. 643 01:03:49,484 --> 01:03:54,028 well, I think you'd look stupid in a suit or motorcycle jacket. 644 01:04:29,361 --> 01:04:34,032 You know, I think it's time that the big, bad, scary lesbians... 645 01:04:34,098 --> 01:04:38,000 Went inside and had sex, if anybody cares. 646 01:05:34,263 --> 01:05:36,534 Good coffee. Mm-hmm. - It's good ? Good. 647 01:05:36,601 --> 01:05:39,767 It's been made for a few hours. - It's strong. 648 01:05:45,817 --> 01:05:48,791 It's been really cold. Yeah. - Lately it has been. 649 01:05:49,753 --> 01:05:51,640 Fran ! 650 01:05:51,705 --> 01:05:55,512 Yeah, but not too cold. No, but for this time of year it's been cold. 651 01:05:55,578 --> 01:05:58,713 It's been very surprising. Fran, for goodness' sakes-- 652 01:06:02,843 --> 01:06:04,569 Very nice. 653 01:06:04,635 --> 01:06:07,065 Ta-da ! 654 01:06:09,372 --> 01:06:12,602 It's not that we don't want you... 655 01:06:12,667 --> 01:06:15,099 In the child's life. 656 01:06:15,165 --> 01:06:19,290 It's really-- it's mainly that we just don't want you... 657 01:06:19,356 --> 01:06:22,266 In the child's life. 658 01:06:22,333 --> 01:06:25,531 You understand. I mean, we talked about all this before. 659 01:06:26,462 --> 01:06:28,700 Well-- 660 01:06:28,765 --> 01:06:32,028 We-we just think it's a little weird... 661 01:06:32,095 --> 01:06:34,332 Not to have any involvement in the child's life. 662 01:06:34,399 --> 01:06:36,285 Right. Just like... Some. 663 01:06:36,350 --> 01:06:40,734 Maybe a holiday or two. That's all we were thinking. We know it's your baby, but-- 664 01:06:40,799 --> 01:06:42,654 What-what "but" ? 665 01:06:42,719 --> 01:06:46,366 See, that's why we were so specific with you about the-- 666 01:06:46,431 --> 01:06:48,990 The responsibility of the donor. 667 01:06:49,055 --> 01:06:51,838 Exactly. Zero. 668 01:06:51,904 --> 01:06:56,095 Do either of you guys remember the "zero parenting responsibility" clause... 669 01:06:56,161 --> 01:06:59,231 That we all agreed to ? Uh, yeah. 670 01:06:59,297 --> 01:07:01,280 We're sorry. 671 01:07:01,346 --> 01:07:05,120 I think that-- we wanted to. I mean, we really did, but-- 672 01:07:07,074 --> 01:07:09,184 We know how important this was to you. 673 01:07:09,250 --> 01:07:11,424 We really do. It's just that... 674 01:07:11,491 --> 01:07:14,753 We feel strongly about wanting to participate here. 675 01:07:15,842 --> 01:07:18,113 That's okay. 676 01:07:19,075 --> 01:07:20,961 We understand. 677 01:07:21,027 --> 01:07:23,330 Yeah. Yeah, we do. 678 01:07:23,395 --> 01:07:26,178 It's fine. It's fine. Right ? 679 01:07:26,244 --> 01:07:29,731 Yeah. - I-- what we're gonna do is... 680 01:07:29,797 --> 01:07:33,027 Just-just move on from here, because this is something... 681 01:07:33,092 --> 01:07:35,875 Clearly you've thought about, and it's your decision, 682 01:07:35,941 --> 01:07:38,979 And this is your response, and this is our response, 683 01:07:39,045 --> 01:07:43,875 And you shouldn't feel responsible for responding to the way we're responding-- 684 01:07:43,941 --> 01:07:45,828 To you. 685 01:07:51,975 --> 01:07:54,917 Look at her. 686 01:07:54,983 --> 01:07:57,638 Look. 687 01:07:59,879 --> 01:08:04,742 Oh, look at him. Is he not the cutest little boy ? 688 01:08:07,241 --> 01:08:10,791 Fran, I don't know if I can know him. 689 01:08:10,857 --> 01:08:13,159 I don't know if I can know-- 690 01:08:14,697 --> 01:08:16,744 To be able to point and say "that's the father of our baby." 691 01:08:16,809 --> 01:08:19,240 I don't-- I mean, not that I could put a face to anyway. 692 01:08:19,305 --> 01:08:22,888 I don't-- I don't-- no face is okay with me. 693 01:08:26,410 --> 01:08:30,377 I can't believe they have sex-selected semen. 694 01:08:30,443 --> 01:08:33,289 I can't believe you can order sperm over the internet. 695 01:08:33,355 --> 01:08:36,298 Well, I don't think you can actually order it, but-- 696 01:08:37,996 --> 01:08:41,289 You can. You can order it, and they send it in the mail. 697 01:08:41,356 --> 01:08:43,274 Oh. No. 698 01:08:43,340 --> 01:08:45,610 No, I'm gonna pick it up. I mean, that's the least I can do. 699 01:08:45,677 --> 01:08:48,555 Are you-- are you sure this is legal ? Yeah, it is. Look. 700 01:08:48,621 --> 01:08:52,268 They've got menus and lists and the whole darn thing. 701 01:08:52,333 --> 01:08:56,747 you know, maybe we should think about having an ethnic baby. 702 01:08:56,813 --> 01:08:59,564 Ethnic babies are so beautiful. 703 01:08:59,629 --> 01:09:03,148 What, are you kiddin' ? Are-are you serious ? You're not serious, are you ? 704 01:09:03,215 --> 01:09:07,437 Yeah, I thought I was. What happened to what we talked about ? 705 01:09:07,503 --> 01:09:10,093 I'd kinda like it to look a little like me. I mean, do I look... 706 01:09:10,159 --> 01:09:12,526 Indonesian, or what-- 707 01:09:13,647 --> 01:09:16,654 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Well, I mean, you know-- 708 01:09:16,720 --> 01:09:20,334 I'm sorry. you know, I'm sorry sometimes too. 709 01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:23,054 I love you so much. 710 01:09:23,121 --> 01:09:26,127 I want the child to look exactly like you. That's too far. 711 01:09:29,841 --> 01:09:31,791 What if they lie ? That's what I wanna know. 712 01:09:31,857 --> 01:09:34,416 I mean, what are they gonna do-- hire a private detective to follow the guy... 713 01:09:34,482 --> 01:09:37,520 Who says he plays guitar after solving world peace every day ? 714 01:09:37,586 --> 01:09:40,240 Yeah, exactly. I mean, who checks these resumes anyway ? 715 01:09:40,307 --> 01:09:44,305 What do you call those things ? How the hell should I know ? 716 01:09:44,370 --> 01:09:46,897 Profiles. Profiles. I knew that. That's what they're called, 717 01:09:46,963 --> 01:09:50,033 Because that's what... The F.B.I. Keeps on convicts. 718 01:09:50,099 --> 01:09:53,266 We're gonna get a felon donor. Who would be more inclined to do this-- 719 01:09:53,332 --> 01:09:57,362 Some serial killer who needs 20 bucks, or some handsome genius... 720 01:09:57,428 --> 01:10:00,787 With an i.Q. Of a zillion ? What genius gives sperm ? 721 01:10:00,852 --> 01:10:04,691 What self-possessed person wants to jerk off in a cup for 20 bucks ? 722 01:10:09,621 --> 01:10:11,988 how's it comin' ? 723 01:10:12,054 --> 01:10:13,973 Oh. 724 01:10:25,174 --> 01:10:27,861 You know, maybe-- I mean, just maybe-- 725 01:10:27,927 --> 01:10:30,741 There's some wonderful guy who just walks in here and says, 726 01:10:30,807 --> 01:10:33,590 "hey, I just wanna drop off my sperm... 727 01:10:33,656 --> 01:10:35,926 "in case there's this... 728 01:10:35,993 --> 01:10:39,255 Great lesbian couple who needs it." 729 01:10:43,161 --> 01:10:45,048 I'm scared outta my head. 730 01:10:46,297 --> 01:10:49,239 me too. 731 01:10:49,305 --> 01:10:52,824 It's perfectly normal. All your concerns are normal, 732 01:10:52,890 --> 01:10:55,864 But I have to tell you, before we sell any of our sperm to a client, 733 01:10:55,930 --> 01:10:59,321 We've known our donors for at least a year. You're kidding. 734 01:10:59,387 --> 01:11:02,201 No, we do extensive background checks. 735 01:11:02,267 --> 01:11:05,369 We go back at least three generations for most of our donors. 736 01:11:05,435 --> 01:11:08,506 It would be really difficult to lie under those circumstances. 737 01:11:08,572 --> 01:11:13,178 I guarantee you're getting the cream of the crop here. 738 01:11:14,524 --> 01:11:16,603 "cream of the crop." 739 01:11:16,669 --> 01:11:19,676 Do you believe that woman is talking about sperm... 740 01:11:19,741 --> 01:11:22,203 And using sentences with the word "cream" in it ? 741 01:11:22,269 --> 01:11:24,188 Doesn't that seem to have been the slightest bit weird to you ? 742 01:11:24,254 --> 01:11:28,828 Yes, it's weird. The whole thing is weird to me. 743 01:11:30,527 --> 01:11:34,429 - Maybe we should adopt. - Oh, yeah. That's easy. 744 01:11:34,495 --> 01:11:39,453 Adoption agencies are always so open to alternative family adoptions. 745 01:11:39,519 --> 01:11:41,662 That's true. It'd be quicker if you got me pregnant. 746 01:11:57,314 --> 01:12:00,607 - What are you doin' ? - I hate that I can't get you pregnant. 747 01:12:00,673 --> 01:12:02,912 - I hate it more. - Couldn't possibly. 748 01:12:02,978 --> 01:12:05,439 Oh, yeah. Know why ? 749 01:12:05,506 --> 01:12:08,608 Hmm ? When I fell in love with you, 750 01:12:08,675 --> 01:12:11,968 I decided that I never wanted another man in my life-- 751 01:12:12,035 --> 01:12:14,529 Or, in my bedroom, at least. 752 01:12:15,523 --> 01:12:17,697 And now, in order to get pregnant, 753 01:12:17,764 --> 01:12:22,498 I have to have another man-- or, at least, a part of a man-- 754 01:12:22,564 --> 01:12:26,530 In the bedroom, and it's not fair, and so I hate it more. 755 01:12:26,596 --> 01:12:29,987 Honey ? You're sitting on my ball. - Hmm ? 756 01:12:35,814 --> 01:12:38,916 I'm freaking... Out. 757 01:12:38,982 --> 01:12:40,900 About what ? 758 01:12:46,983 --> 01:12:50,405 I don't have sperm. That's why I'm freaking out. 759 01:12:50,470 --> 01:12:53,925 Can you believe-- I don't have sperm, and I am forced to keep looking at-- 760 01:12:53,991 --> 01:12:57,382 At pages and pages of-of... 761 01:12:57,447 --> 01:13:01,639 Potential sperm that-- because I can't-- 762 01:13:04,168 --> 01:13:08,614 I can't give you the baby, okay ? So-- 763 01:13:08,681 --> 01:13:12,615 So we'll never know that the-- what that would be like: 764 01:13:12,681 --> 01:13:15,720 If just by our love-- if just by just one night of our love... 765 01:13:15,786 --> 01:13:18,664 That we accidentally get pregnant. 766 01:13:18,731 --> 01:13:24,105 If we had that kind of luck that we could say, "oops ! Look what we did out of love." 767 01:13:24,170 --> 01:13:28,265 But we can't do that, so now we have to look at sperm and pick the guy... 768 01:13:28,332 --> 01:13:32,681 That's closest to me, that has blue eyes and blond hair, and-- 769 01:13:32,747 --> 01:13:35,753 I don't care anymore. I don't care. 770 01:13:35,820 --> 01:13:38,666 I mean, really, is his sperm gonna be different 'cause he's an electrical engineer... 771 01:13:38,732 --> 01:13:43,434 Than the guy that works at a hardware store, even, you know ? 772 01:13:43,500 --> 01:13:46,763 That has a little red vest ? What's wrong with that ? 773 01:13:49,901 --> 01:13:52,971 Interests: Hiking. He walks. 774 01:13:53,037 --> 01:13:56,300 Wow, that's special. You must be a special guy. 775 01:13:56,366 --> 01:14:01,516 I mean, our kid is gonna be a great kid, because we're gonna raise it with such respect, 776 01:14:01,582 --> 01:14:05,549 And we're gonna teach it so many positive things... 777 01:14:05,614 --> 01:14:08,301 And tell it that it can be anything it wants to be, 778 01:14:08,367 --> 01:14:11,470 And he can grow up to be anything and everything... 779 01:14:11,536 --> 01:14:16,046 Because it's a beautiful child, and it's an individual. 780 01:14:16,112 --> 01:14:18,383 That's all that matters. Am I right ? 781 01:14:18,449 --> 01:14:21,359 Yes, you are right, 782 01:14:21,425 --> 01:14:24,143 But I thought we were just gonna narrow it down today-- 783 01:14:24,209 --> 01:14:27,311 Just narrow it down to the few that we like. That's what I'm doing. 784 01:14:27,377 --> 01:14:31,024 I've narrowed it. I did. I narrowed it down. Okay. Good. Good. 785 01:14:31,090 --> 01:14:36,336 And-and who did you pick ? I picked the ten nonreligious towheads... 786 01:14:36,403 --> 01:14:39,569 With an I.Q. Over 95. Perfect. 787 01:14:39,635 --> 01:14:41,521 Yup. - Yeah. 788 01:14:43,091 --> 01:14:45,905 Brownie ? - No. 789 01:14:45,971 --> 01:14:49,362 I refuse to get fat over this process. 790 01:14:51,476 --> 01:14:53,394 Thank you, though. 791 01:14:55,380 --> 01:14:58,355 Hmm ? - Why are we watchin' t.V. ? 792 01:14:58,420 --> 01:15:02,420 What ? Just thinkin' there's better entertainment. 793 01:15:05,078 --> 01:15:06,996 Yeah ? 794 01:17:27,749 --> 01:17:30,211 You know, shelly did this for a year. 795 01:17:30,278 --> 01:17:32,355 Did what ? Peed in a cup... 796 01:17:32,421 --> 01:17:36,164 So that they could chart her ovulation cycles and patterns... 797 01:17:36,230 --> 01:17:39,364 So they would know the whole thing before they got started. 798 01:17:39,430 --> 01:17:42,500 Who's shelly ? Oh, you know, that, um, 799 01:17:42,566 --> 01:17:47,077 That woman that used to work with us whose husband was a football player for the lakers. 800 01:17:49,062 --> 01:17:54,406 - That was like five years ago. - Well, story's still relevant. 801 01:17:54,472 --> 01:17:56,358 Okay, go. 802 01:17:57,832 --> 01:18:00,454 By the way, do you know that the lakers is a basketball team ? 803 01:18:00,520 --> 01:18:03,718 What did I say ? I did ? You said "football." mm-hmm. 804 01:18:03,785 --> 01:18:07,495 You did. Whatever. How am I supposed to keep that all straight ? 805 01:18:07,560 --> 01:18:09,928 If we have a boy, you might wanna know these things. If we have a boy, 806 01:18:09,994 --> 01:18:13,000 You'll know these things, so why should I have to ? 807 01:18:13,065 --> 01:18:16,328 And, by the by, we could have a girl who was more interested in sports than a boy, 808 01:18:16,394 --> 01:18:19,208 And I still wouldn't be able to tell the difference, so there you have it. 809 01:18:19,275 --> 01:18:21,257 Mm-hmm. 810 01:18:24,779 --> 01:18:27,818 - I'm ovulating. Yeah. Yes. - You are ? Right now ? 811 01:18:27,884 --> 01:18:29,834 Oh, my god. Grab the profiles ! 812 01:18:29,900 --> 01:18:32,425 So, which one should we pick ? Let's go with the philosophy student. 813 01:18:32,492 --> 01:18:35,050 Oh, but he collects stamps. Okay, then pick the one you like. 814 01:18:35,116 --> 01:18:37,930 Well, uh-- oh, the skydiver ! No, no, no. 815 01:18:37,996 --> 01:18:40,619 We nixed the skydiver. I don't want my kid to have a death wish. 816 01:18:40,685 --> 01:18:42,922 I like that risk-taking quality. I think maybe we should think about him some more. 817 01:18:42,988 --> 01:18:45,195 Fran, what are you doing ? I'm not gonna go through this again, okay ? 818 01:18:45,262 --> 01:18:47,116 I just wanna be sure. We are sure ! 819 01:18:47,182 --> 01:18:50,411 We narrowed it down to seven "sures." just pick one who isn't a collector. 820 01:18:50,477 --> 01:18:52,652 C-can you hold, please ? 821 01:18:52,718 --> 01:18:54,861 Fran, what are you doin' ? 822 01:18:54,926 --> 01:18:57,933 You ovulate once a month. Let's take advantage of this, okay ? 823 01:18:59,919 --> 01:19:01,997 The carpenter. The carpenter. The carpenter. 824 01:19:02,063 --> 01:19:04,333 Good. Jesus was a carpenter. I like it. What's the number ? 825 01:19:05,295 --> 01:19:08,942 31058. - 31058. 826 01:19:09,007 --> 01:19:11,662 - They're out of jesus. - What do you mean ? 827 01:19:11,727 --> 01:19:14,286 They sold out of it. We should have ordered all of it and put it on hold. 828 01:19:14,352 --> 01:19:18,383 Okay, have 'em call jesus and-and-and just ask him for some more. 829 01:19:18,448 --> 01:19:22,319 Okay. Can you call and ask Jesus for more ? 830 01:19:22,385 --> 01:19:26,287 Th-they could try, but the batch wouldn't be tested. He doesn't have a girlfriend anymore. 831 01:19:26,354 --> 01:19:28,304 So what does that mean ? Well, he could have slept around, honey. 832 01:19:28,370 --> 01:19:30,831 Oh. Okay. Well, we don't wanna take that chance. No. 833 01:19:30,898 --> 01:19:33,232 We're thinking. - Uh-- 834 01:19:33,298 --> 01:19:36,848 The professor. He's been married a really long time. His sperm'll be really potent. 835 01:19:36,915 --> 01:19:39,890 Do you have any more of the professor's ? The number. I'm sorry. 836 01:19:39,955 --> 01:19:42,449 83162. - 83162. 837 01:19:45,076 --> 01:19:46,994 Yes, they do. We want it. Yes. - Yes. 838 01:19:47,059 --> 01:19:49,938 We want all of it. All of it. How much is it ? 839 01:19:50,004 --> 01:19:52,338 Wow ! Okay. Whatever. Okay. 840 01:19:52,405 --> 01:19:55,090 I'll be there in about a minute and a half. Good-bye. 841 01:19:55,157 --> 01:20:00,019 All right, I am going to pick up some very expensive frozen sperm. 842 01:20:00,085 --> 01:20:04,980 And then it takes two or three months of testing before they can even qualify. 843 01:20:05,046 --> 01:20:09,428 Yeah. We do extensive background checks. Thank you. 844 01:20:09,494 --> 01:20:11,445 Yeah, some of our donors we go back as far as-- 845 01:20:11,511 --> 01:20:14,933 That's fermented fresh milk for you. 846 01:20:14,998 --> 01:20:18,390 That was walking in the field this morning. Yes. Fermented fresh milk ? 847 01:20:18,455 --> 01:20:20,757 Not cream ? With cream. 848 01:20:20,823 --> 01:20:25,238 Three generations. We really do-- 849 01:21:32,480 --> 01:21:35,486 hi, kal. - Hi, fran. 850 01:21:35,551 --> 01:21:38,334 Have you got the stuff ? 851 01:21:38,400 --> 01:21:40,959 Yeah, I got the stuff. 852 01:21:41,024 --> 01:21:43,999 Why are you whispering ? 'cause I don't want anybody to see me. 853 01:21:44,064 --> 01:21:46,366 Okay. Okay. Okay. Come in. Okay. 854 01:21:47,617 --> 01:21:50,495 Fran ? I can't get through the door. - Yeah ? Oh. 855 01:21:52,801 --> 01:21:55,488 Okay. That's good. How's that ? 856 01:21:55,554 --> 01:21:57,792 Oh ! - Okay. 857 01:21:57,858 --> 01:22:00,096 Okay. Okay. 858 01:22:00,163 --> 01:22:03,137 Okay. Honey ? Yeah ? 859 01:22:03,203 --> 01:22:06,977 I'd like to hug you too, but I have to put the baby down first. 860 01:22:07,043 --> 01:22:10,465 Oh. Okay. Okay. - Okay ? Okay. All right. 861 01:22:16,292 --> 01:22:18,466 What the hell are you wearing ? Yeah. Do you like it ? 862 01:22:18,532 --> 01:22:20,963 Do you think it's okay ? Yes. No. But I got it. 863 01:22:21,028 --> 01:22:23,587 It's fine. It's fine. I think it's okay. 864 01:22:28,389 --> 01:22:31,427 Oh, my god. Oh, my god. 865 01:22:31,493 --> 01:22:33,828 What did you do ? 866 01:22:33,894 --> 01:22:38,852 Oh, honey. You're somethin' else. 867 01:22:44,231 --> 01:22:49,093 - What's that ? - I boiled it. 868 01:22:49,159 --> 01:22:52,166 - You boiled the baster. - I boiled the baster. 869 01:22:52,232 --> 01:22:55,078 - To sanitize it ? - Yes. 870 01:22:58,312 --> 01:23:00,423 Are you tryin' to make things more difficult ? 871 01:23:05,897 --> 01:23:08,424 All right. All right. 872 01:23:08,490 --> 01:23:11,048 Okay. All right. Okay. 873 01:23:21,227 --> 01:23:24,650 Maybe we could take advantage of this time. I could give you pedicures in this position. 874 01:23:24,715 --> 01:23:27,017 That's true. I could be like this-- yeah. 875 01:23:48,270 --> 01:23:51,115 Last one. Last time we do this. 876 01:23:51,182 --> 01:23:53,613 And I'm sorry about it, let me tell you. 877 01:24:00,399 --> 01:24:03,437 Fourth time's a charm. Now scootch for me ? 878 01:24:03,503 --> 01:24:07,663 That's good. Who'd have thunk I'd be so infertile ? 879 01:24:07,728 --> 01:24:10,317 - You know my mom has seven kids ? - Seven kids ? 880 01:24:10,384 --> 01:24:12,782 Yeah, for crying out loud, you'd think I could have one, right ? 881 01:24:12,849 --> 01:24:15,246 Yeah, but today's the day. I can feel it. Me too. 882 01:24:15,313 --> 01:24:18,862 I just feel like such a loser. Oh, please. Come on. You guys are amazing. 883 01:24:18,929 --> 01:24:22,352 You have no idea how many couples come in and do this time after time, okay ? 884 01:24:22,418 --> 01:24:24,304 You just got started. Yeah. - Really ? 885 01:24:24,370 --> 01:24:26,480 You promise ? Look for the silver lining. 886 01:24:26,545 --> 01:24:29,968 Yeah, okay ? Okay ? That's the doctor talkin'. Have a little sip of wine. 887 01:24:30,035 --> 01:24:31,953 All right. 888 01:24:33,362 --> 01:24:37,426 Okay. This isn't gonna hurt. Oops, I lied. Just a little. 889 01:24:39,700 --> 01:24:41,586 Good. 890 01:24:44,020 --> 01:24:46,194 - Okay, kal ? - Huh ? 891 01:24:47,188 --> 01:24:49,554 Would you like to insert the sperm ? 892 01:24:51,829 --> 01:24:53,682 Yeah. - Yeah. 893 01:24:53,749 --> 01:24:56,820 Wow. Yeah, huh ? Yeah. Okay. 894 01:24:59,606 --> 01:25:01,844 all right. - Okay. 895 01:25:03,254 --> 01:25:05,684 All the way. That's it. 896 01:25:07,191 --> 01:25:09,972 I'm ready. Oh, good. I'm glad you're ready, because you know what ? 897 01:25:10,039 --> 01:25:12,053 What ? - We're done. 898 01:25:12,119 --> 01:25:14,293 Really ? Yes ! 899 01:25:14,359 --> 01:25:17,461 What ? No kissing ? Oh. - Okay. 900 01:25:17,527 --> 01:25:20,950 Naw, come on ! how cute was that ? 901 01:25:22,104 --> 01:25:24,534 Aw. Oh, god. 902 01:25:24,600 --> 01:25:26,454 I love you. I love you. 903 01:25:26,520 --> 01:25:29,079 I love you. I really love you. 904 01:25:29,145 --> 01:25:32,183 I really-- - i love you both, but let me just leave the room, okay ? 905 01:25:32,249 --> 01:25:34,647 Yeah. Yeah, can you get outta here, please ? Thank you. 906 01:25:34,713 --> 01:25:36,599 Yeah. My pleasure. 907 01:25:36,665 --> 01:25:39,352 I think this might be it. Right ? - Right. Right. Yeah. 908 01:25:39,417 --> 01:25:41,464 I feel it. Yeah. Yeah, do like a thing. 909 01:25:41,529 --> 01:25:43,416 Exactly. - Okay. 910 01:25:45,178 --> 01:25:47,064 Okay. 911 01:25:50,555 --> 01:25:53,048 I don't think she meant "immediately" immediately. 912 01:25:53,115 --> 01:25:56,506 You could have waited until we got home. - Shh. I know what I'm doing. 913 01:26:04,893 --> 01:26:07,291 You pregnant ? Oh, yeah. 914 01:26:07,356 --> 01:26:11,612 Yep. It was an instant, intimate thing. 915 01:26:11,677 --> 01:26:14,139 You need help there ? All right. No. I got it. 916 01:26:21,022 --> 01:26:26,589 Do you think it's selfish-- wanting to bring a child into this world ? 917 01:26:26,654 --> 01:26:28,990 What do you mean ? - I mean, 918 01:26:29,055 --> 01:26:31,774 Aside from all the... 919 01:26:31,839 --> 01:26:34,270 Craziness and the violence, 920 01:26:34,335 --> 01:26:37,758 If it's our child, it's gonna get teased, 921 01:26:37,824 --> 01:26:39,902 And it's gonna have to defend us. 922 01:26:39,968 --> 01:26:43,806 Maybe. But kids get teased. 923 01:26:43,873 --> 01:26:47,583 All kids get teased. That's just part of childhood, isn't it ? 924 01:26:47,649 --> 01:26:52,864 And, hopefully, by the time our kid is old enough to know what discrimination is, 925 01:26:52,930 --> 01:26:55,073 The world will have changed a bit. 926 01:26:55,138 --> 01:26:57,760 if it doesn't ? 927 01:26:59,138 --> 01:27:01,537 And if it doesn't... 928 01:27:01,602 --> 01:27:04,225 Is an interesting question, because it always has. 929 01:27:06,371 --> 01:27:08,865 I mean, come on. All I want to do is love you. 930 01:27:08,931 --> 01:27:11,234 Just keep loving you... 931 01:27:11,299 --> 01:27:14,465 And love our kid... 932 01:27:14,532 --> 01:27:18,498 And just have that kid witness our love, and-- 933 01:27:18,564 --> 01:27:21,603 It's all from love-- how can that be wrong ? 934 01:27:22,597 --> 01:27:24,580 You're gonna be a great mom. 935 01:27:24,645 --> 01:27:27,107 I hope so. 936 01:27:31,334 --> 01:27:33,828 - Oh. Oh. - Oh, my god. 937 01:27:33,894 --> 01:27:35,940 Oh, they're beautiful. 938 01:27:36,007 --> 01:27:39,524 Thank you. They're terrific too. 939 01:27:41,415 --> 01:27:44,197 - You got kids in school here ? - No. 940 01:27:44,263 --> 01:27:46,854 No, we don't even-- we don't have kids. 941 01:27:46,920 --> 01:27:50,726 Oh, well, you should try it. 942 01:27:50,792 --> 01:27:53,639 Good luck. - Thank you. 943 01:27:53,704 --> 01:27:55,591 - hey. 944 01:27:55,657 --> 01:27:59,527 She says we should try it. I think we should try it maybe.